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Joke of the Day
"Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby."
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"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."
"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"
"Going to the toy store, pressing the ""TRY ME"" button on a toy and the fucking thing wont stop...So you just try to get the fuck out of there like nothing happened."
"[sees girl reading The Bible] ""Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."""
"How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good."
"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."
"My autobiography will be a single piece of paper that says 'Ugh'"
"Two fish in a tank. One asks: How do you drive this thing?"
"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."