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Joke of the Day

"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... And they're going to call it 'Modern Family.'"

"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."

"If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter."

"I don't know what's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute..."

"How is cribbage like anal sex? In both, scoring involves pegging."

"What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon? Ka-ta-na-na!"

"As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens."