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Joke of the Day

"If a threesome is with 3 people... If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome."

"Best Blonde Joke Ever [Best Blonde Joke Ever](http://www.plainjanegames.com/funstuff/bestblondejoke.htm) Oldie but a goodie."

"Thursday is ""date night"", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."

"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."

"I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant."

"Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I'd like to read a medication bottle that says ""May Cause Multiple Orgasms"""

"Sex between 3 people is a threesome, 2 is a twosome... Does that make me a handsome guy?"

"What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor"

"She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe"