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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked . . . . . . . . . . . . . J.K..................... Rowling"

"I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger!"

"Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn't understand psychics."

"So Zayn quit the band? His life is obviously taking on a new direction..."

"Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies"

"Did you guys hear about the midget that admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."

"The first time Chuck Norris ever played Counter Strike, he no-scope headshoted a terrorist through the walls from across the map on CS_Dust 2...... with a knife."

"Do you avoid clickbait properly? You don't"

"What do you call jokes about bread? buns"

"i have a very sore throat & your suggestion of a shot of whiskey only helped in the way that i no longer care about my extremely sore throat"