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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with a missing leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."

"The other day I got pulled over, and when the cop walked up I pulled out my 9mm Once he stopped laughing he wrote me up for indecent exposure"

"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"So, I told a girl ""send boobs""... ...and she sent me a topless of her, 8 years old, at a beach. Girls are really losing it, man. Year-old picture?!"

"Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring."

"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"

"Thinking about wearing Uggs this summer? Just remember that blonde girl in the movie 'Taken'. She wore Uggs during the summer and died."

"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"

"What do you call 2 medics? paramedics"