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Joke of the Day

"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."

"I never did understand why the ball was getting bigger but then it hit me"

"Sister posted on FB: pray for me, I have a test tomorrow. My comment: it's cheating if Jesus helps you. Solidifying my black sheep status"

"I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian."

"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."

"It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as ""the one with the tig ol biddies""...wonder what time HR gets here"

"Why has there never been a military dictatorship in America? Because they don't have an American embassy over there."

"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."

"Interviewer: ""So why should we hire you?"" Me: ""Cause I need a job very badly."" Interviewer: ""So?"" Me: ""And you have a vacancy. BINGO"""

"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."