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Joke of the Day
"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"
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"I asked one of my friends how his sex life is going. His response: ""I'm holding my own""."
"What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!"
"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !"
"I hate it when women can argue with you for hours... ...but two minutes into a blowjob and their jaw hurts"
"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry."
"I sat next to a hot girl on bus and thought: Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection. ... ... But she did. :<"
"Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses"
"So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a sex video? It must be a prequel spin off."
"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"