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Joke of the Day

"How Do You Kill An Anorexic? Tell Her To Lose Just One More Pound And She'll Be Beautiful."

"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea. I wouldn't pay $300 to let a lentil on my face."

"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"

"How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April? The snow on top of it has melted."

"What do parsley and pussy hair have in common? You push it aside and keep eating. Credit to a coworker that told me this last night."

"What do both Hitler and Trump say to people they hate? YOU'RE FIRED!"

"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"

"A girl wants to go to the concert... She asked her dad for his permission, and he said, ""no, but you can buy the album, and that's vinyl."""

"I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE."