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Joke of the Day

"Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands? Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is..."

"TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease."

"What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke? How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!"

"Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out."

"Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming."

"Five years ago I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title."

"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."

"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"

"If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook."