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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a naked golfer? Off-putting."
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"What's the difference between Comcast and hell ... Hell has better customer service."
"If by chipper you mean woodchipper, then yes, I have a chipper personality."
"How do you blind a Chinese man? lay floss over their eyes"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman."
"A Lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop!"
"People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away."
"Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"
"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."