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"TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease."
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"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."
"What drink did the Karate Master order? Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)"
"My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed."
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."
"Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife."
"She:Hey,Whats up? Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin'? M:Nutshells. S:Really?Fine.What's poppin? M:Corn. *Blocked*"
"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."
"ME: i thought i saw a new color today WIFE: wait- is this..are you.. M: but it- W: oh no M: was just- W: dont M: a pigment of my imagination"