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Joke of the Day
"TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease."
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"i wonder if... a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says ""thanks for coming"""
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"Note to self: before sending that e-mail... Don't ever rely again on the e-mail engine spell check. Latest letter of intent of mine went out with a 'T' instead of a 'G' in ""Best Regards"""