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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming."
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"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""
"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."
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"Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race."
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