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Joke of the Day

"Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming."

"Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need ""lives"" as if I didn't already know that."

"What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common? They're both de-calf-inated."

"The best part of the Grammys was Justin Bieber not performing"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"

"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."

"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."

"What is every gamers New Years Resolution? 3840x2160"

"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"