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"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."
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"Studies show... Studies show that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."
"What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection"
"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."
"""You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this"" -Guy who invented shovels"
"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"
"What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
"I tried anal once It was fucking shit"
"To those who want to join the conversation. Don't."
"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"