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Joke of the Day
"If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook."
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"What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Antelopes"
"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass."
"Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."
"Why was six scared of seven?"