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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke? How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!"

"Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."

"This is naut, ok? If America has 'astronauts' and Russia has 'cosmonauts', does Denmark have 'deeznauts'?"

"I went to the School of Engineering formal this weekend. Walked up to a girl... ""Are you a civil engineer... cause DAM GIRL!"" she went home with me..."

"Sober me will always have your back.Drunk me will convince you to get a tattoo of a unicorn doing a dolphin over a rainbow on your back."

"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!"

"Why is Quicksilver so fast? Because he's Russian"

"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"

"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."