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Joke of the Day
"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
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"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."
"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""
"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"
"What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches? Extra virgin oil"
"A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."
"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb really *wants* to change."
"I had a joke about eating girls out... but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it."
"All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Now put your hands up! Lol. But seriously, ladies. This is a robbery."