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Joke of the Day

"I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle..."

"(Spoiler) TIL in The Revnant Leonardo DiCaprio's sleep number is one dead Indian son."

"I broke up with this cross eyed girl... I thought she was seeing someone else."

"Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"

"Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips This will be the first time finishing a bag of Doritos has ever been associated with pride. Credit: @LateNightSeth"

"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."

"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"

"I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself... turns out its actually quite tasty."

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: This isn't working, I'm going to my mums house. I opened the fridge door and the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?"