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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"
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"Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box."
"What do you call all of Trump's failed businesses arranged in a circle? Orange"
"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
"I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"
"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
"Did you hear about Mr. Pizza's divorce? His wife got full crustody and half his dough."
"(pretending to be well-read to impress a girl) War and Peace? Yeah I loved that one ""What was your favorite part?"" I'd have to say the Peace"