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Joke of the Day
"I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself... turns out its actually quite tasty."
Next Joke
"What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat? Synonym rolls"
"I really wish my boss would fall for the ""but all my friends are allowed to be late to work"" excuse."
"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."
"How does Albus get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble-door"
"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I cant even get into my own pants."
"What do you call a camel in a car? A camel auto!"
"[Nsfw] What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."
"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""