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Joke of the Day

"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."

"Have you heard about this? It's a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing."

"What do you call a Mexican gondolier? Pedro."

"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."

"whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

"Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case"

"If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, ""I seriously love your place"""

"Fishermen are reel men."

"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."