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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: This isn't working, I'm going to my mums house. I opened the fridge door and the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?"

"Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They'd get caught in the chain."

"You don't have to write 'Twitter addict' in your bio. Your 58675687K tweets give it up by themselves."

"I hate when I find a show on TV that I like and I start to get into it and then I realize that it's my neighbor's window and he looks angry."

"Why do blondes have big belly buttons? Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]"

"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""

"Sometimes it's nice to feel another body pressed up against your own, even if rigor mortis has already set it."

"Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast."

"Why is gravity so weak? Because it doesn't lift"

"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."