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Joke of the Day

"Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips This will be the first time finishing a bag of Doritos has ever been associated with pride. Credit: @LateNightSeth"

"They say that time heals all wounds... But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?"

"Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive."

"ONLY 70S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS: Their parents doing cocaine while watching Jaws at full volume when you have a math quiz in the morning"

"I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up.."

"Dont drink and Derive Especially in Meth class"

"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"

"Heard this from a homeless guy in Philly What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Ya know, just between you and me, that guy's a dick."

"I always carry a flashlight with me. That way, if someone locks me in their car trunk, I can entertain myself with cool shadow puppets."

"What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car."