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Joke of the Day

"(Spoiler) TIL in The Revnant Leonardo DiCaprio's sleep number is one dead Indian son."

"Dreading the day that all my present and past roommates figure out that I haven't bought my own body wash in 10 years."

"*takes a picture of mother nature* MOTHER NATURE: delete it"

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."

"I may be Indian.. ...but damn Curry sucks!"

"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"

"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it ;)"