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Joke of the Day
"I broke up with this cross eyed girl... I thought she was seeing someone else."
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy...? How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say, ""Congratulations"" but no one rubs the guy's balls and says ""Good job""?!"
"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."
"What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes? *Dino-swore.* I'm sorry."
"I have to give my boss handjobs while he looks at porn after work. Also, I am the boss. Credit:/u/_silver_surfer_"
"What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar? There's never a line for the bathroom."
"I will marry the next person who just shows up here with a container of hummus."
"How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL"
"Doctor doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of lov- oh what's that? It's AIDS? Well that just doesn't rhyme at all"
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"