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Joke of the Day

"If you don't know what an prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."

"Have you ever worked in a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

"I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback."

"I like my women like I like my hamburgers With enriched white buns..."

"Me: *gazes into his eyes* Him: *sweats* M *winks* H: I'm kinda uncomfortable M: But this is love H: It's my job to fill liquor orders, ma'am"

"Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut... But it didn't turn out."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea He said he couldn't complain"

"I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?"

"What's that? ""It's my pet rock."" Why does it look sad? DWAYNE JOHNSON: I'm hungry."

"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."