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Joke of the Day
"What's that? ""It's my pet rock."" Why does it look sad? DWAYNE JOHNSON: I'm hungry."
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"Teacher: did you cheat on your math test? Me: [remembering having sex with a history exam] umm no way"
"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."
"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"
"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"
"o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women"
"If a cop pulls you over for talking on your phone, just tell him you were reporting a drunk driver."
"Life without women... would be a pain in the ass."
"Are you sure? Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes,"" the first says, ""I'm positive."""
"you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow"