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Joke of the Day
"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."
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"Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? Yeah he's all right now"
"Every time I try to make a mental note, I end up tripping and falling along a neural pathway."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick"
"The current state of the Canadian economy. This is /r/jokes right?"
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, it's a goddamn electrician, what'd you expect?"
"Who's the biggest slut ever? Mrs. Pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"
"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."
"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"