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Joke of the Day

"I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?"

"I can't stand people who end sentences with prepositions! It just pisses me off!"

"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."

"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"

"Went on a tour of a postcard factory yesterday.... It was ok, nothing to write home about"

"Below is an email that I sent to a certain presidential candidate a few months back: [deleted]"

"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"

"Are there holes in your socks? No? Then how do you put them on?"

"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"

"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"