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Joke of the Day

"I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback."

"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."

"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."

"How does Super Mario contact the dead? He uses a Luigi board."

"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"My Muslim girlfriend wants to blow me Should I be excited or call the cops?"

"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""

"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"

"When I was younger, I thought I had a Chinese friend. But it was just my imaginasian."

"Advertising for a babysitter Apparently, saying I prefer the babysitter not have a gag reflex isn't as appropriate as it seemed when I wrote the ad."