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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut... But it didn't turn out."

"What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Washington"

"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."

"Ian: ""I'd like to report my guide dog missing."" Cop: ""Right. When did you last see him?"" Ian: ""I've never seen him."""

"Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit"

"How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning."

"What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music? Are & Be"

"Do blind people believe in love at first hear?"

"What is Peter Pan on death row? A frying Pan"

"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."