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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my hamburgers With enriched white buns..."
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"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"
"What did the drug test say to the addict? ""URINE TROUBLE!"""
"Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it."
"I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"
"What's black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC"
"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"
"You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."
"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline."