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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea He said he couldn't complain"
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"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""
"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"
"Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? He was percussed."
"So a horse walks into a bar...... and the bartender asks ""Why the fuck is there a horse in my bar?"""
"A successful relationship is one in which one person shuts up when the other is right."
"Want to hear a Star Wars joke? Hayden Christensen"
"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"
"Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in."
"I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead."