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Joke of the Day

"Jaden Smith"

"Cop: What's the hurry? Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now."

"What is a good dog? A dead dog."

"What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? Is *anything* okay?!"

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race"

"Is there an app that will make my iPhone go get my iPad which is way over there on the desk next to my iMac? iHopeso."

"Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? Because he got tired."

"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."

"A British man enters customs at an Australian airport. The officer asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The man looks confused and replies ""No, do I still need one?"""

"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."