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Joke of the Day

"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."

"Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet."

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"Why is Rengar so OP? Because E: Bola Strike."

"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."

"A limerick... there was a young vampire called mable. Whose periods were always quite stable. Every full moon, She'd pull out a spoon And drink herself under the table"

"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""

"Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!"

"Doc: ""Your arm is broken. I'll put you in a cast for a while and it'll recover."" Me: ""Ok, but I don't get how being in a movie will help."""

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."