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Joke of the Day

"Is there an app that will make my iPhone go get my iPad which is way over there on the desk next to my iMac? iHopeso."

"Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. Then my wife said, 'Don't make the same mistake I did.'"

"I think my brother is addicted to huffing paint. It's written all over his face."

"Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch"

"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."

"Never gonna be as big as ED BASSMASTER but alright with me! Never gonna be Never gonna be as big as ED!"

"I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY but I'll take it."

"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Alright, I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""

"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."