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Joke of the Day

"What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? Is *anything* okay?!"

"How are genders like the twin towers? There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it."

"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."

"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement."

"Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash."

"They said when pigs fly.. But the swine already flu"

"Recent studies have shown that 5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rapes, and would be apart of one again."

"I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand"

"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"

"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."