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Joke of the Day

"Someone draws a Swastika on Trump's Star on the Walk of Fame And you can't tell if it's from a Trump supporter or protester"

"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."

"What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts? a navel.."

"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."

"Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive!"

"You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror. (I've locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)"

"What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement? Not enough cement"

"Wondering when Oceans 14 is coming out? It already did, it's called ""The Hobbit""."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake. as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says 'Make me one with everything'."