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Joke of the Day
"Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive!"
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"I told my son about the birds and the bees... He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect"
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!"
"Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll."
"Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No thanks. I know how many pockets I have."
"I can do a great impersonation of a hipster. I'd show it to you but it's not mainstream, you probably wouldn't get it."
"Are we sure that we're supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I'm discovering I have much more in common with this blanket."
"Two chimps are in the bath One says ""ooh oooh eek eek"" The other one says ""well put some cold water in then!"""
"What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"