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Joke of the Day

"What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts? a navel.."

"Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood"

"Releases 420 cows on the field Graze it. Jk bye"

"Had bacon this morning, made Monday joke, drinking coffee, will masturbate later. I AM TWITTER!"

"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"Where does monty python buy his water? From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally."

"What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today! Sounds fun.. Dozen tit"

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth"