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Joke of the Day

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says 'Make me one with everything'."

"You call them natural disasters. I call them destructive criticism."

"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"

"If you woke up in the woods with your pants at your ankles, a condom in your ass, and no recollection of the last 24 hours, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"

"What did the tree say to the math teacher? Gee I'm a tree!"

"The Jewish Year is 5776. As of yesterday, the Chinese year is 4714... That means Jews had to exist for 1,062 years without Chinese Food. They call this time, ""The Dark Age."""

"Did you hear about the ghost who got a vasectomy? He had phantom loads."

"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"

"Life is like a bag of jelly beans Everyone hates the black ones Edit: First time I've seen this tag! Woot Woot!"