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Joke of the Day

"Wondering when Oceans 14 is coming out? It already did, it's called ""The Hobbit""."

"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number"

"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"

"The iPhone 6S+ has been doing really well so far... It seems to be a huge 6S"

"All I said is that I didn't know whether we were a Marvel or DC family and my husband and kids locked me out of the house."

"Remember the first time offender who was into bdsm? It made him late for an appointment. His excuse? He got tied up in court."

"Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts? He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :("

"Do you know how I feel about muscle relaxers? I valium."

"Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. I think it adds character & emphasis to a conversation. I do find, backstabbing, lying, cheating and screwing people over offensive, but not swearing."

"I wonder if nails ever get tired of being hit on."