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Joke of the Day
"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."
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"She is not my reword, I am her punishment."
"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."
"""This is not the Droid you're looking for."" - Obi Wan helping Yoda pick out a new phone"
"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
"Q: How did the artist paint a picture? A: Easel-y."
"Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!"
"The most feared killer whales are the ones that have done time in Seaworld."
"Greek Tailor's Shop A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of jeans. The blind old tailor squints at him. ""Euripedes?"" The man nods and holds up the pants. ""Eumenedes?"""
"Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble."