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Joke of the Day
"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."
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"What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense? Icy Dead People"
"Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no."
"Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog? The porbeagle. _"
"What's yellow and covers assholes? The Lakers uniform."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out"
"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."
"Why does Helium go up? Because the floors Argon."
"Watching the olympics women beach volleyball first round... There's already been a wrist injury, but I should be ok by tomorrow."