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Joke of the Day
"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."
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"I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15"
"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"
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"Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second? His name was Juan Mississippi."
"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."
"Butter Sometimes when I am baking I mix I can't believe it's not butter and butter, so that way I have I kinda believe that some of this might be butter."
"What do you call a very cold vodka? Absolut Zero"
"I feel bad I punched that guy, but he shouldn't get so close to my punching bag. I should stop leaving my punching bag by my office door."
"What do you call an eternity? 4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop"