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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""this isn't working, you take everything too literally"". She'll be so happy when she sees the new one."

"My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high but I take everything with a grain of salt."

"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""

"Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park"

"A random guy held the door & paid for my Cinnabon roll at the truck stop today He doesn't know it, but this is the best date in a long time"

"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? Keep the tip."

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season"

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"

"I asked my friend from New Zealand how many times he'd had sex... but he fell asleep before he could tell me."