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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a Pentecostal? Faith-masturbation."

"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"

"I always had the worst luck when I went fishing... Until I caught a Flounder Yesterday. My dad said it was a Fluke"

"You know how racist make their pancakes? With white powder."

"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"

"If 9/11 was an inside job... 5/11 was a Fawkes Guy job"

"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."

"trying to write a mystery novel about a cat detective but I keep getting stumped every time he has to open a door"

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"

"What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites."