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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"
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"How do you disappoint a Redditor? Repost the same exact joke over and over and/or upvote it to the front page."
"Try to imagine pugs living in the wild, just roaming in the forest in packs."
"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."
"""I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."" ""A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"" ""That's where I invite a bunch of your friends and if any of them come I'll be surprised!"""
"I don't mean to brag, but I do all my own auto repairs. *turns up volume* SEE! THE RATTLING SOUND IS COMPLETELY GONE!"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"If your name is Ray and you're a racist it's not gonna take us long to give you a nickname."
"*1st day on prozac* Me: These are awesome! What am I supposed to take tomorrow? Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops."
"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."