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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"
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"Hamlet, but starring a pig. We call it: Hamlet. Let me explain"
"What's got 2 thumbs and is worse than Donald Trump? No, seriously. I'm asking."
"How did the hipster burn her tongue? She ate her soup before it was cool"
"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody"
"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"
"The thing about the holocaust is... It was the experience of a lifetime."
"i am developing a ground brekaing new app called ""MOneyWallet"", where you earn ""Money Points"" by mailing cash to my house"
"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into twitter."
"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."