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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
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"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"
"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."
"The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao ""The Dong"""
"""Eat me,"" said the noun ""Say what?"" said the verb. ""Eat me,"" repeated the noun, word for word. ""Uhh...okay."" Verbatim."
"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin says ""Man, it is hot in here!"" then the second muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator ha....ha.......I'll be leaving now"