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Joke of the Day
"Is it fair to say Marvin Lewis' joke bout Johnny Manziel... went over everybody's head?"
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"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"Pet Shopping Paddy says ""Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."" ""fuck that"" says Mick ""have you seen how many of their owners go blind"""
"What did the lawyer say after the short trial? That was a brief case."
"You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner."
"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"
"I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip."
"You hear in his will Prince left a bunch of large musical instruments to churches? Turns out he was *a big organ donor.*"
"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."