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Joke of the Day
"You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !"
"I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style."
"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"
"Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."
"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves? Russel."
"Did you know most baking companies are family owned & operated... they're all in bread!"
"Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat."