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Joke of the Day

"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."

"every snail has a perfectly baked cinnamon bun inside its shell"

"An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the ""Free Alterations"" sign!'"

"What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films? Ginkgo Balboa"

"What do you call a whore famous among pickles? A lady of dill repute."

"It's called karma, and it's pronounced ""haha! Screw you!"""

"What are the best white people jokes you have?"

"Today I called the rape help line... But apparently it's just meant for the victims."

"What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south? Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer"

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."